I've been waiting for Crooked Neck, when all along it was you, Pattypan.

We have been having the coldest, wettest summer the shores of California has seen since 1924. And my garden can be the first to tell you.

We had about four warm days this last week, and my cucumber plant seized the moment and set a nice little cucumber, about the length of my hand. It started to get cold and wet again, so I harvested it early. It was so sweet and soft, the taste was amazing. I cut it up and made a delicious cucumber water with it, the only thing that truly refreshes me on a hot day. The rest was put to good use on a sandwich.

Also, because of the weather and the proximity in which my crook neck zuchini was planted, everything in garden B kept getting powdery mildew. I took a daring step and pulled the crookneck up and placed it in a pot. She was pretty shocked and droped all her fruit... but I think the worst is over.

While sitting and watching my garden I wondered, "Why does that zucchini plant keep dropping it's fruit after that whole 'funny butt' phase?" dozens of 'funny butts' as I like to call them, had come and gone, none of which had given me a full sized crookneck. "I baby it and baby it, and still nothing to show for it!" Then it hit me. It was a Pattypan! When going to the nursery for transplants, I asked Brendan if he thought I should get the showy pattypan, or the utilitarian crookneck. He said to forget the pattypan, we'd never eat it.


There must have been a mix up!

My eggplant set several flowers during the heat wave, and what I belive to be the Green Zebra tomato got a start on a nice little tomato if its own... I read a really interesting blog where a woman suggest self pollination with an electric toothbrush to simulate bee wings. What a fantastic idea! I am eager to try it, as besides that one tomato, I've seen nothing else.

The mustard seed all took and is going strong.

Also, the swiss chard is doing well, as well as the two beans I planted there.

The snap peas that I took a gamble on are actually setting out flowers. Wow, if that doesn't let you know how gloomy its beeen here, I don't know what will!

What should I do if things continue the way they are? Black plastic? Weed tarp? Giant domes of plastic over the entire garden? As it stands, I am not getting much return on my investment, and it would be a shame to come away with nothing. Of course, money cannot buy the utter fulfillment and joy I've found in gardening

suspension

Dealing with this June gloom. I am used to blazing heat and corn fields that tower over me by this time of year. I see southern gardeners posts about their slowing harvests of zucchinis, tomatoes and the like, and I have yet to get one, and I grow rather jealous.

It's like my garden has slowed down in the last few weeks. All the overcast days, I wish it would rain at least - my garden loves it when it rains.

I've sown mustard seeds with the tomatoes. I also created a bricked off area and filled it with rich soil and sown it with swiss chard. The sparrows tried to steal my seeds, so I left Strummer in the back yard for the rest of the afternoon.

My yellow neck squash keeps threatening to bear fruit, but they just shrivel and die. Should I be hand pollinating? We have tons of flying insects in the garden, so I'm not sure its the pollination. The zucchini plant is still trying to recover from the powdery mildew. I had to prune it almost entirely back, and then spray it with a neem oil fungicide which did the trick, but I am afraid I really scarred her. She's all week, and rather wiry.

After moving the tomato patch around, all the plants dropped their flowers, as I predicted. But in the last few days, have set new ones, as well as growing several inches and putting on a few sets of leaves. I am eager to find a little green tomato there one of these days.

My bell pepper is in suspended animation. It's strange. It doesn't really seem to be growing. Maybe it's the cold?

The eggplants are still setting leaves. As with the zucchini, the leaves are getting huge, so I fear there may be too much nitrogen in the soil. 

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 Strangely enough, the plant I thought was going to suffer the most has done rather well.The cucumber had a bit of a growth spurt, and I had to add another level of twine for it to climb up. I believe it has set a few fruit.  Also, I lay down composted manure around the watermelon, and it had a bit of a growth spurt as well, and is looking much better after a few weeks of looking rather spindly itself.

The potato is growing like some kind of beautiful, mad weed! at least twelve inches tall now. The method seems to be working as planned. It's exciting! Nothing seems to stop it. I moved it away from the strawberries, as I recently read that they retard each other. The strawberries immediately set out fruit.

Also, I planted my chives near the tomatoes, and it is looking good again! They are companion plants

As a bit of a joke, my mom went out and bought me a chamomile plant which is now growing happily betwixt two giant eggplants. I smile every time I see it, and I fear when they leave it will make me very sad.

Laundry Woes

My seven month old son has been in dutifully white cloth diapers since he was born. Cloth diapers are better for our environment, and less expensive down the  line. Yet, initially it is a large purchase to make. Costing anywhere from 200-$1000 to get a good "stash"

Not taking this ticket lightly, I decided to do all the research I could to discover how to keep my precious purchase looking its best, and lasting the longest.

Along the way, I discovered something amazing... My god, we have all been using WAY too much laundry soap all these years!


Stepping out of the shower, I pull a towel off the rack and put it to my face, instinctively taking a deep breath. After getting dressed and presentable, I go to my mother in the kitchen and say, "Mom, these towels stink!" She continues what she's doing, not bothering to look up "Ok, well I'll use more soap next time."


Little did I know then, the more detergent you use, the dirtier your clothing remains. The object of washing your clothes is not to make them smell good (If you insist on that, use some kind of stinky fabric softener) the object is so that they smell of nothing.

My mother in law told me once, "Grandma isn't happy unless she can see suds." I use that as a signal that I have used too much soap, and need to adjust my method. An excess of soap in the wash leads to soap build up, so each time you wash your clothes, your machine works harder and harder, trying to remove that soap, not the dirt or residue of day to day life.



"Method found that 53% of people don't use the recommended amount of detergent per washload, preferring instead to guess or, worse, to simply fill the cap up to the top—a practice that wastes more than half the loads a detergent bottle could wash, Method executives say."

When I tell people they are using too much soap, they look at me like a mad man. "Too much soap? surely, there is no such thing." but washing clothes is not like washing your hands - and  machines break down after too much abuse. This is a particularly tricky subject as more and more of us buy HE or "High Efficiency" machines that need even less, sometimes half the recommended dose.


So, here is a recipe I use on my diapers regularly for a good, hard cleaning, and on my towels when my parents come into town...


For a FULL load of laundry in a non HE machine

• Run a "soak" cycle... I bet you never even knew your machine had one
• 1/2 tsp Palmolive dish soap
• 1/2 cup borax
• Run a cycle per usual

After one - maybe two applications, your clothing, towels and diapers should be back to smelling like nothing.

Why use more than we need? You are essentially throwing money down the gutter. Read your labels and begin to develop an intimate relationship with your washing machine. Come check on the load every once in a while. See suds? Use less!

Your skin will feel softer, your towels will not offend and you will save money.


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